Category: Season 3

Lee of the Day: A History
12/03/2004

Who wouldn’t want these French Hens as a Christmas present?
You can tell they are French because they don’t shave under their arms.
Ooh la la!
(What’s the French word for “cliche?”)

Lee of the Day: A History
12/01/2004

I’ve never seen a Turtle-dove, let alone two of them, so I went with the only flying turtles I have ever seen:
the koopa troopers from Super Mario Bros!
Not bad on short notice.

Lee of the Day: A History
11/29/2004

This is the first in the “12 Days of Christmas Series”
Two things you may be wondering about
yes it is a good idea right now.
No, I haven’t thought this through at all.

Lee of the Day: A History
11/26/2004

Just to let you know, I plan on bringing out every Christmas reference I can from now until the big day.
Call it my gift to you.
(Yes, it is equal to a lump of coal)

Lee of the Day: A History
11/24/2004

One year later and Lee is still trying to impress that cocky little brat, (who I have officially named Sanford).
Thanksgiving is a great time.
Last year I became addicted to leftovers, but I had to quit cold turkey…

Lee of the Day: A History
11/19/2004

I have officially lost it.

Lee of the Day: A History
11/18/2004

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To be correct, Tom Cruise did not wear the Ray Bans in this famous movie scene but I felt they were a necessary addition to the Lee.
Sometimes you just have to say, ”What the fuck.”

Lee of the Day: A History
11/15/2004

Is this a good Lee, or is it more like looking into the future?
Some interesting stuff about Orville:
His name was originally Sam Henry and he changed it to the name that he made famous.
What a genius!
Also, since ConAgra Foods has bought Orville’s line of products, his gorgeous mug no longer appears on the box.
But luckily you can get some decent Orville stuff on E-Bay…

Lee of the Day: A History
11/12/2004

I have to start checking out more food labels for Lee ideas.
I am almost giddy about making Orville Redenbacher Lee….

Lee of the Day: A History
11/10/2004

Well if it isn’t the Dynamic Duo of Red Bank, NJ!
Let’s see what we can do to get this Lee’s rating set at 4.20….