Destro Lee

Lee of the Day: A History
04/08/2005


After one fabulously feathered Lee, nothing will restore my masculinity better than a solid G.I. Joe reference.
Suggested by Remy, Destro Lee rules with an iron fist.

In fact, Destro was really the brains behind Cobra, but the Cobra Commander often shouted “Retreat!” in the middle of a battle just when Destro had the Joes ready to go down.
If knowing is half the battle, then I’m sure that wearing a mask made of iron is probably the other half.
(Just to make up for what you don’t know, of course)

Sandra Bullock Sequel Disaster Lee

Lee of the Day: A History
04/06/2005


Miss Congeniality 2 opened last weekend, and after the success of Speed 2, the box office has officially braced itself.
I suppose I could have drawn Lee beating a dead horse and it would have had the same effect.

Elroy Jetson Lee

Lee of the Day: A History
04/04/2005


This idea was suggested by my Family Guy DVD collection.
Sometimes I am a little too busy to be very original…

Gay Old Time Lee

Lee of the Day: A History
03/30/2005


Suggested by Don V., probably because of his infatuation with stopping his car with his bare feet, this Flintstone replica Lee even has the 5 o’clock shadow.
Go ahead, get a tattoo of it!

Juicin’ Since ’87 Lee

Lee of the Day: A History
03/25/2005


Remy suggested I do something regarding the Steroid Scandal in baseball.
I went with a replica of the most recognizable baseball card around: the 1987 Topps Set.
And to think I started off by looking for something simple….

Slimer Lee

Lee of the Day: A History
03/23/2006


It may just be a coincidence, but I think we have an unofficial levitating comedic sidekick theme going on here.
Either way, I am thirsty for some Ecto-Cooler Hi-C.

A Clockwork Lee

Lee of the Day: A History
03/23/2005


Suggested by Adam D., this Lee is the first Kubrick reference in the Lee of the Day universe, and the only one to be fashioned with a cod-piece.

Where’s my parade Lee

Lee of the Day: A History
03/21/2005


Suggested by Sid, this veteran Lee loves to poke fun at Veterans.
This is because his poking finger is the only appendage he has left.

Leprechaun Lee

Lee of the Day: A History
03/17/2005


Modeled after the successful Leprechaun film franchise, this Lee was suggested by Jay O’Brien, who is undoubtedly representing the vast Irish population of Utah.
(This is also our most long-distant suggestion ever).

There is no better way to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day than to watch all 6 Leprechaun films in succession, wondering why Jennifer Aniston left the franchise to pursue some kind of career in television.
Maybe if she stayed on until at least Leprechaun In Space, her marriage wouldn’t have crumbled.