Author: leeoftheday

Lee of the Day: A History
06/04/2004

The last day of “Unsuccessful Suicide Week” led to Lee attempting to drown himself.
Being piss poor, however, Lee does not have access to a decent swimming pool so he uses the kiddie pool out back.

Two things to note:
Yep, that’s the kid from Thanksgiving, and also Lee can stand straight up with a boulder tied to his chest because his lumbar region is made of titanium alloy, (what they use on the space shuttle).

Lee of the Day: A History
06/02/2004

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Day two of “Unsuccessful Suicide Week” brought us this classic:
Lee tries to overdose on pills, but only has access to economy sized bottles of vitamins thus making him grow several feet.
(As noted by the measuring stick)
Unlike the others of this theme, I forgot to add in the note.

Lee of the Day: A History
06/01/2004

Ever had a bad week and you just wanted to commit homicide on a beloved cartoon icon?
Well this was the start of ”Unsuccessful Suicide Week”.
(Stop groaning)
These Lees turned out to be funny, but some people have a bad feeling about just seeing the word suicide.
Anyway, here is Lee trying to hang himself under zero gravity conditions.
Relax, the rope isn’t even tight around his neck…

Lee of the Day: A History
05/28/2004

This was a private Lee that was sent to long time Lee supporter Kim Hedenberg on the day she left the Call Center to pursue other opportunities.
For all you Under Siege fans out there, this Lee is also known as Erika ELEEniak.

Lee of the Day: A History
05/20/2004

The last day of Mismatched Occupations week coincided with the last episode of Friends.
The lesson is that a skinny lifeguard isn’t going to save anyone but at least he has a nice tan.

Lee of the Day: A History
05/19/2004

Another day of Mismatched Occupations week gave us this gem.
I am happy with the way his arms came out, along with his bowlegged-ness, but it just wasn’t complete until the spurs were added.

Lee of the Day: A History
05/18/2004

Another day of Mismatched Occupations week gives up another lesson:
A goalie on stilts is bad at being a goalie. Get it?

Lee of the Day: A History
05/17/2004

This was part of Mismatched Occupations week and was created by combining two suggestions.
The cubicle He-Man Lee is having the power over is an exact replica of the MetLife Call Center in which Lee was formerly employed, Stop 11 on the Lee of the Day Reality Tour.

Lee of the Day: A History
05/13/2004

You may think this Lee is poor, but let me tell you that the tie dye was all hand drawn, and don’t ask me to prove it.

Lee of the Day: A History
05/10/2004

Wow, look at the accessories!
That scooter is just like the one in the film.
I went way overboard on this one.